Just for fun

[Linda Ann King]

I thought it might be a bit of fun to have an 'add on' thread, as in

The millipede with a hundred legs sat up a tree, wearing ninty nine boots. A beatle said in passing "Why are you only wearing ninty nine boots when you have a hundred feet?"
The millepede aswered...
the next reader puts anything they like (clean please) keeping the thread going with nonsense remarks for as long as possible.

[Marie Marshall]

Ok...

The Walrus thus turned to the mouse and whispered...

"Ou sont les neiges d'antan?"

[chicadee chicpea]

No indeed the mouse thinks to himself and whispers back to the walrus, "Les neige de sont chez Kathmandu". When will we...

[Marie Marshall]

"Let me stop you right there," said the Walrus. "I was quoting Villon, y'know - I have a PhD in Romance Languages - did you know that the word mouse comes from the Latin mus? Would you decline it for me?"

"Er... mus, me, mum, mi, mo, mo?" ventured the mouse.

The Walrus roared with laughter. "Your Latin, if I may compliment you, is as excellent as your French. Now, in good, plain English - what were you saying about Kathmandu?"

[Harry Arkle]

I wish I'd eaten the bacon and eggs as I'm starving here. He gave a passing glance to the seagull. But then he had a thought - his 'thought of the day' !!!