Just for fun

[Linda Ann King]

I thought it might be a bit of fun to have an 'add on' thread, as in

The millipede with a hundred legs sat up a tree, wearing ninty nine boots. A beatle said in passing "Why are you only wearing ninty nine boots when you have a hundred feet?"
The millepede aswered...
the next reader puts anything they like (clean please) keeping the thread going with nonsense remarks for as long as possible.

[Romy Thomas]

"Well, my parents tell me it was my fault but I was too young to remember. They said...

[Linda Ann King]

if I have plenty, then I should share. I gave one to the one legged ant and he...

[Jean Davison]

hopped about the garden in delight, before he ...

[Marie Marshall]

... hopped into the path of a passing anteater.

The beetle (check spelling!) paused, looked at the millipede, and remarked.

"How can I believe anyone who has one hundred legs and pretends to be a millipede? I think you're a centipede in disguise!"

The millipede replied...

[Linda Ann King]

Ah, but you see, I'm neither. I'm a caterpillar who one day will turn into a ....

[Linda Ann King]

Lol, got my beetles and beatles mixed up.

[Marie Marshall]

I am the Walrus. Gog goo ga joob! :D

[Romy Thomas]

Inside the walrus, the caterpillar was content for a while. There was company you see, which he'd never really had. The walrus had eaten; real beetles, actual butterflies - which lived for longer than a day once eaten, and so he'd actually done them a favour - , worms - much more to them than she had ever given them credit for, and last but not least a mouse, and this was where the problems began..

[Linda Ann King]

Because the mouse wanted to live in a house so he

[Harry Arkle]

hatched a cunning plan to escape from the walrus. He thought and thought and ... using a freshly plucked feather from the plumage of a swallowed seagull, he began to tickle the back of the walruses throat. Wiggle, wiggle, tickle,tickle, went the feather and ... before you could say bacon and eggs the walrus .....>>>

[chicadee chicpea]

ate the word eggs and tossed away the bacon to keep his waist trim as he took the feather and tucked it back into the seagulls plumage. The walrus thus turned to the mouse and whispered.....

[Marie Marshall]

(Where has the "Reply to this" button gone on chickadee's post? GRR)